Star and Stripes, Baby! This is what freedom looks like, my friends. You're pretty much going to be running down the street singing the National Anthem. Don't be surprised if random women (or men) chase you down and try to tackle you. These things happen when you're out doing Merica' things. The best part is, the interior liner will keep your baby maker from falling out the bottom of the shorts. Thats when things turn weird, like that one weird uncle. Don't let that happen by buying the cheap brand.